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[logicabounds]

I am not having a conversation about penile decorations while you are intoxicated.

Further, if your surprise has been obtained in your current location, I will inform you now I neither want nor require alcohol to celebrate our pending nuptials.

Nor strippers.

[winscenario]

SPOCK
that's not the kind of surprise I'm talking about
also there are no strippers here who do you take me for

okay don't answer that
but I didn't want strippers okay
only person I want to see undressing for me is you

[logicabounds]

Which is beneficial as I will allow no other occurrence. Leonard had been given instructions. I am gratified he is complying.

[One day, Jim is going to get tired of this Vulcan possessive behavior.]

What is this surprise, then?

[winscenario]

and you felt the need to ask bones? thought you'd trust me a little more than that

[ He's teasing and not the least bit serious, for the record. Not that it shows through text. ]

if I tell you then it won't be a surprise, will it?

[logicabounds]

I trust you. It is your companions and their sense of 'tradition' I did not trust. Lieutenant Scott in particular.

And I suppose I should be impressed by that logical conclusion. Perhaps you should consume alcohol more liberally. It has an improving effect upon your mind.

[winscenario]

ok fair enough
but he seemed more interested in shoving drinks at me than anything else

gee thanks
so what, you like me better when I'm drunk is that it?

[logicabounds]

I do not 'like' you in any measure at any point.

I love you. Constantly and without conditions. Irregardless of the amount of alcohol you imbibe.

Although I do appreciate the effects it has upon your inhibitions.

[winscenario]

I was teasing spock
but I like you saying those things so it all works out great

I dont usually have a lot of inhibitions though, even without alcohol
not the same as with you and chocolate anyway ;)

[logicabounds]

And do you like me better inebriated?

Is that my surprise? Chocolate?

[winscenario]

no. I love you in whatever way

well it can be
now that you mention it that would be pretty nice
are you saying you'd be okay with having some chocolate tomorrow?

[logicabounds]

[...]

Let that be encouragement for you to remain sober enough to not require extended recovery, tomorrow.

I would not be opposed to us engaging in some mutual intoxication.

[winscenario]

!!!!!!
best wedding gift EVER

okay I am downing my last drink right now, no more alcohol tonight

[logicabounds]

Will I be getting my present, tomorrow? I believe it to only be fair, if I am to give your yours so early.

[winscenario]

yes of course
I meant to make it a special gift for tomorrow to begin with, so.

[logicabounds]

I am intrigued.

A special gift. I confess a certain amount of anticipation for when I am able to receive it.

As well as when I am able to see you, again. I will admit that I do not appreciate these 'bachelor parties'. I do not believe I have slept alone in a long time.

[winscenario]

good. I like to keep you on your toes.

hmmmm I know, it's horrible
it's fine, I'll just sneak into your bed when I'm back from the party

[logicabounds]

Our bed, ashayam.

But I will await your arrival, then. Do not inform Leonard. I do not believe he would be supportive of your plan.

[winscenario]

only ours when you take me in it after we get married

[ He's just saying that to tease Spock, really. Of course it's their bed. ]

he's a stick in the mud. don't worry he won't suspect a thing
not that its his business anyway

[logicabounds]

He cares for you. I will not repeat the rather imaginative threat I received when he was informed of our romantic intimacy.

[winscenario]

what? what threat
tell me

[logicabounds]

Just that, should I hurt you in any way, he knew enough about Vulcan anatomy to kill me but not enough to do so efficiently nor quickly.

[winscenario]

what??? that ass
can't believe he said that
what if I want you to hurt me? think he'll want to kill you then too?

[ Hmm. ]

gonna ask him

[logicabounds]

Jim.

It came from a place of deep affection and love. I was not offended then nor now. Do not be angry with him for caring for you.

[winscenario]

not angry
just gonna tease him about it
and also make him regret he ever said it

just cause youre fine with it doesnt mean I am

[logicabounds]

[...]

I would appreciate you not doing so. I do not believe I was meant to tell you of this conversation. And as Leonard is important to both of us, I do not desire him to be upset with me for a perceived breech of confidence.