"Sure, most women don't have to worry about getting their boyfriends too excited or he might level the building, but my point is that I love you, just as I would love you if you... I don't know, couldn't feel anything below the waist or had no arms or whatever. Those things would mean there was stuff we couldn't do as well, and it wouldn't change a thing about how I feel about you."

She cups his face in her hands and leans down to give him a soft, tender kiss.

"Just like the other guy won't ever change how much I love you."