[Dear heart, he's so grumpy she could bottle it. Actually... She digs her hand into her purse, feeling around.]
With my shining sword and noble steed? [Ah-hah, there it is.] That had better be what you're implying, because otherwise- Here, scowl unbecomingly. [Double selfie! Advancements in technology these days sure are a thing.] - Otherwise you're going to have a whole new set of problems.
[She lets him go to bend over her smartphone, typing furiously and no longer walking forward. If he can see over her shoulder, she's clearly captioning this candid work of art and sending it to some familiar names. Distracted explanation offered without prompting (or context),] Evidence.
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With my shining sword and noble steed? [Ah-hah, there it is.] That had better be what you're implying, because otherwise- Here, scowl unbecomingly. [Double selfie! Advancements in technology these days sure are a thing.] - Otherwise you're going to have a whole new set of problems.
[She lets him go to bend over her smartphone, typing furiously and no longer walking forward. If he can see over her shoulder, she's clearly captioning this candid work of art and sending it to some familiar names. Distracted explanation offered without prompting (or context),] Evidence.