"All I want out of a marriage is you. You're a part of my family, I'd like the legal paperwork to reflect that. Like it does with Jess."

She clears her throat a little and takes a sip from her cup.

"And, in the interest of full disclosure, it's also kind of an embarrassing cavewoman thing. I like it, so I want to put a ring on it to show everyone else that they can't have it. Which is backwards, possessive, old-fashioned and petty. I know."